nuance

Waking up is probably one of the biggest challenges in my day. I keep trying to think of what is a good way to motivate someone to wake up. It’s definitely not brushing your teeth. You brush your teeth to put yourself to sleep. Not to wake up. It can’t be the shower. They recommend that you shower in warm water if you have trouble sleeping. So what is it? It has to be something that affects you from a life or death perspective.  What could this be? Only one thing comes in mind. Only one thing which is lethal and powerful enough to make sure you stay on tract. Does the term 10:30AM ring a bell? Yes. This is the time when almost all fast-food chains quit serving breakfast. Who would have thought McDonald’s promotes productivity. McDonald’s cares about us. They want us to live. If you are wondering whether I have tears in my eyes, the answer is yes.

What makes people tear up? Tears are affected by pain, emotion, and chemicals. I’m fascinated with the concept of crying, specifically crying on command. How do people do this? This is a true gift from God. We have so much of our national budget going into research, why have we not discovered the cause of this yet? Screw heart disease and osteoporosis. What causes people to have the super natural powers of crying on command? Is this a genetic trait? If so, what chromosome is responsible for this talent? I would think by now Natural Selection would have favored the promotion of this trait. If you were born with this skill, stop studying, stop working hard, and retire. Cry yourself to success. Whoever comes up with a "vitamin" to aid crying on command, you will be a millionaire.