Thursday, December 4, 2014

Priorities!

I like to lift weights every now and then. Too bad “now and then,” is when I don’t have an active gym membership.

Opening a gym and selling memberships is the quickest way to get rich. I plan on opening a gym on December 31st and closing it at the end of January every year. New Year resolutions peak and trough around that interval.

These days’ people are thinking beyond the mere criteria of looking good. Individuals want to feel good. When did this transition occur? They rather have great blood pressure readings, rather than a six pack. 

Priorities….

What is it about rankings and its monogamous ties to priorities? Why do people think they always have to do the most important thing first? I personally love to hold off on the most important task at hand. First you watch TV, then you drink coffee, then you eat breakfast, then you go to work. No one wants to see you naked at work. It’s common sense. Life has taught us this principle since day 1.


I feel sorry for those who are unemployed. Unemployment is a time for reflection and growth in ability to harness rejection. This is why it is a great time to meet a significant other. Since you’re immune to rejections, you can’t get hurt. 

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