I went to whole foods the other day. I walk in like a boss.
I got a step which lets people know, Nutrition is NO GAME. I’m here for the
wheat and coconut water. One ounce of pressurized Carbon Dioxide in my beverage
is unacceptable and leaves my face with an intense sign of disgust. I check out
with a toothbrush made of 100% recyclable material and mouthwash that vaporizes
upon a 1 minute rinse. I feel good. Reputation has been cashed in. Unlock my
bicycle in the front, ride around the back. Dump that junk in the trash-
including the bicycle. Roll out with a masking hoody in my Diesel Fuel- environmentally
inefficient vehicle.
