Sunday, December 1, 2013

Miley GO AWAY

So what happens when you want to do something intelligent? You get super motivated and automatically gain 1 hour of intense energy. Your mind is working out. It is hitting the gym and dunking on Shaq. You open the laptop, go straight to lumosity or khan academy. You order 8 languages on rosetta stone. You buy a book shelf to place your new products. The hour is up, you just lost $300+ and have a new shelf in your home. You buy some roses, get stoned, and speak butchered Spanish which was taught in the first 30 seconds of the intro CD.

CD’s are getting played out. We now have MP3’s. What happened to 8 tracks? Let’s digitize 8 tracks and sell them. I want to see Jay Z’s new album on an 8 track. I want to see the Tesla have a 6- 8 Track changer. Why do we always have to move forward in life? What’s wrong with moving backwards? We will all end up like Miley Cyrus. Let’s take a step back and reflect…..does Miley Cyrus not scare you? If she can change from a Disney actor to her current state, what’s to prevent her from becoming a murderer? She needs to be contained. She’s the only reason Gitmo needs to remain open. Our number one threat is Miley.
I haven’t seen a good Disney movie in such a long time. Digitize my friends, don’t create new products. When you have a classic like Aladdin, don’t leave it incompatible with HDTV’s- upgrade that bad boy to 1080 pixels. Aren’t you curious to the embroidery on “Abu’s” hat? Forget that, the magic carpet can offer us so much more.

Intelligence is rare these days. Kids are dropping out of school. School is expensive, Obama is an idiot. You need to make school free. You need to provide all life’s essentials for free to all students: Transportation, health insurance, food, shelter, clothing, etc. Drop outs would have to be the biggest idiots in the world. They usually drop out for surviving and coping with life stresses. Link education with survival necessities, and you might have some more immigration issues, increased job competition, and less of a disparity among the rich and poor. Uncle Sam would be pissed.


I hate how congress beats around the bush and never tackles our nation’s biggest concerns. First-class airline tickets are getting more and more expensive. Why is this? This needs to stop. We all deserve first-class. Would it hurt delta to throw a little more leather on all their seats, widen the economy section up, and maybe offer us unlimited fruit throughout the flight. Instead I’m sitting next to a “soon to be companion and life partner for the next 1.5 hours” whose shoulders have nowhere else to go aside from rubbing against mine. I have never had more bromance in my life. It’s great for gay people, which is probably why there has not been a change in the management of this crisis. If you want something done in this world, go through homosexuals. They open the doors to congress. Please Gay people, help us out with this first-class crisis. Anderson Cooper, if this isn’t breaking news, I don’t know what is. 

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