Technology is updating at an amazing pace. I’m watching tv
streamed from my computer through a device known as chromecast. Basically
anything you want to broadcast from google chrome to your tv (Netflix, hulu,
simple browsing), you can wirelessly view via any wifi compatible device;
including a smartphone.
What’s next? I would really like a device which can
wirelessly wake me up, brush my teeth, feed me breakfast, clean my room, and
drop me off to work. I would say having a spouse could fulfill these needs,
however spouses are not wireless. For some reason they are always tied to you.
Think about the benefits of having a wireless wife. You can
always turn off the wifi when you feel like you need a break from the
connection. You could easily change the password to the wifi so she can’t
connect to the signal. It wouldn’t take much distance before you are out of
range from any sort of connection. Resetting the connection, might allow your
wife to forget all your past mistakes. Adding additional routers and signal
boosters could possibly connect you to more wives. The possibilities are
endless.
What about the benefits of a wireless husband? You could just turn on the wifi whenever you want to connect. You could seek any help by just turning on the wifi nd finding your queries. :p
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