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When your shirt is wrinkled, one has a few options: Sit on it,Tumble dry, or Iron

Which one is the best option? This all depends on where you are going and who is going to be there. If you are going to a big gathering where your existence will not really matter much, feel free to sit on your clothes. If you are going to meet a few friends for fine dining, go ahead and tumble dry. For initial impression on a significant other, iron it to perfection.

Why do I say iron to perfection? This is an opportunity to allow her to channel much of her focus to your creaseless shirt. Impress her by uncalled for motions resulting in zero wrinkles. She won’t even notice you have no personality. You might even get away with not paying for her meal. At the end of the night, all she will be able to think is, my goodness, I did not notice one crease on his shirt all night. Starch and wrinkle free shirts have their limits. If you can pull off a wrinkle free night, let’s just say there may be a second dinner.

What is the difference between dinner and lunch? Why do dinners hold more significance than lunch. People are tired around dinner time; tough day at work, etc. They want to go to sleep. They will eat less and be more aggravated. Lunch is beautiful. You walk in full of energy, you know your job sucks, and you want to eat to your hearts delight to a level which will make you forget how miserable your afternoon is about to be. It also costs less.

With unemployment still at a significantly high rate, an individual with a college degree will end up working a job a high school graduate qualifies for. This is really good. It makes you feel like you’re the king of the world. You know more than all of your colleagues, you will never get recognized for it, you will excel at it, thus giving your employer all the more reason to never promote you.

The key to success is to never perform your best in a position you are over-qualified for. Don’t shine in a field you don’t want to spend the rest of your life doing. Let them know you do not belong there. If someone orders a chicken sandwich, put a fish fillet in it.