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I was at a friends house playing video games. His mom came in and told him to clean his room. Somehow after that command, I thought I was in my own home. I got up and started making the bed. What is it about the authority of a mother. I feel like it is a universal figure. It doesn't matter whose mother the command comes from, all children must obey. Obama's got nothing on Michelle.

Authority is something I feel is abused in many situations. I think an IQ test should be administered to grant privileges and authority. Many people can work their way up the ladder and hold a position of authority. Idiots should not be telling a mind of intelligence what to do. There are garbage men who have a natural intelligence superseding individuals with a graduate education. What I'm trying to say is don't tell me how to take out my trash.

Do you know how many people ride bikes? If you do, you should be asking yourself the following questions:
1. Why do I know this?
2. How do I spend my day?
3. Do I even own a bike?
4. What is todays date?
5. Who am I?

I hate when your sitting at home and you forget what day it is. I know why they place the date and time on the windows tab. Whoever thought of that was a genius. I'm assuming it was Steve Jobs.